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Monday, January 18, 2010

Generations Z, ZA & ZB

Here at Womboaks we're addicted to providing the best possible service that we can, and part of that addiction is a constant desire to appeal to not only those who are economically and commercially active today and tomorrow, but those who are due to become so next week and the week after. And by that of course the day and the week is used as a metaphor for a much larger time frame. We're talking whole generations here people. Generation Y are stepping into the shoes of Generation X and taking the reigns of this frightening and rambunctious global economy. However, provided the world doesn't actually end in 2012 (here's hoping, otherwise that 10 year insurance policy on my yacht would have been a waste of time, right!? RIGHT!??) we would feel irresponsible if we did not let the coming generations, Z, ZA and ZB, know that we are there for them.

In order to do this, we've developed a unique time-travel machine, which does not so much transport a human body through space and time, but reaches through a portal, like an immense, shimmering, 6-fingered hand, with the purpose of snatching pieces of pop-culture from the future. And I'll tell you what, the next 50-100 years promises to be a wild trip for those of us who are still around/whose poltergeists have not yet moved on from this mortal realm!

Did you know that Jesse McCartney's great grandson becomes the Vice-President of the United States to a man named Peliora Poolrandy? Neither did we, but we do now. Join us for this exciting ride...

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