The following article was printed in the Weekend Herald (16/01/10):
Advances In Technology See Commercial Success For Local Business
LOCAL BUSINESS Womboaks Pty Ltd has recently struck gold with groundbreaking new research techniques. Nick-named by business mogul Donald Trump as 2010's 'Wonder-Boy' of the international scientific research world, Womboaks have seen instigated some serious alterations to classic methods of conducting business. Taking the risk of operating their business completely devoid of ALL computer technology, the homegrown, year-old company conduct all their planning, communication, and studies with pen and paper. Furthermore, CEO Edward 'aint nothin to it but to do it' Warren claims that by 2011 Womboaks will not only be carbon neutral, but will in fact be carbon negative, "It's been a hard road but we've known that it would be all along, what matters in today's shaky environment is a focus on clean green business, and rock 'em, sock 'em football. Our official affiliates and customers are behind us 100%, except for the cleaning lady, but that's because of something I said to her last thursday which we won't go into," Edward declared wildly.
Womboaks are set to take the Australian Tennis Open by storm this month, having destroyed the Scot, Andy Murray, in a grudge match last November and with profit up 130% since last quarter. More information about TIME's 24th 'Hottest New Company in the New Decade' can be found at their website www.womboaks.blogspot.com
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