A New Hope

The following news stories made the headlines in 2009, what is to come in this new year, the first of a brand new decade?:

'Sandy Old Man Puts Himself At Risk For Sake of Church-Goers'

'A Nation At War [Will You Marry Me, Sally Boon-Rickett?]'

'Oh the Chinese, How Playful They Have Become!'

'The Internet: Do We Really Need It?'

The above stories and many replications were reported in a number of highly respected editorials world wide including The Dominion Post, Milan Today, The Daily Prophet, some odd magazine my neighbour gets delivered, and The New York Times.

Also, who is going to Vampy Weekend? Should I fly up? No. Probably not. Spend that money on trinkets and a bed.