Domesticated Fox: Who Could Ask for a Better Companion?

Ahyes, le fox. Vulpes Vulpes to the Romans, or Italians, or, wait does any particular group of people 'claim' Latin? It's just awful, just the worst language. It's like trying to learn how to speak fascism, all that strict structure, it hardly reflects the lifestyle of those mad emperors back in Ancient Rome right? Alcoholism painted as gaeity, orgies respected as if they were art, Jesus H. Christ what were they thinking?

Anyway, the fox. The FOXX. Red fox or silver fox, both are beautiful little characters, sly, sleek, sexy, sensual, soft, something else. But one question occurred to me while watching the latest Wes Anderson flick, 'How will I make friends with a fantastic mr or mrs fox of my own?' I think that a fox would just be the most spectacular pet, well surpassing goldfishae, budgerigars, and only just surpassing Archie and the abstract concept of Sand-Rabbits, it would be fun, and compact and it can kill chickens, and he has a beautiful coat and bright eyes and a bushy bushy tail. I want one.

I want a fox as a pet.

The Russians have been doing experiments to domesticate the Silver Fox, which is, in my opinion, just the greatest thing. The silver fox is equally as handsome as the classic red fox in a more contemporary, futuristic, silver-y kind of way, and now the Russians have made them into pets! Apparently they act more like dogs than they would in the wild but as long as they're still foxes on the most fundamental level, I'd fuckin get one! There's also a video on the Ustube internet video sharing website which is a man who found a 3 month old fox and forced the little red fellow to love him. I like that guy.

There are plenty of videos on that website of pet red foxes, let alone the silver ones, they're comparatively COMMON now! but I want to know if it's legal to have one of those little fuckers in NZ? Can anyone help? is anyone a vet/works for the Ministry of Fox Ownership?

And to sign off, let it be my honour to quote one of my most predominant influences and say, 'what are y'all doing tonight?'