If you're out in the damaging UV rays of the Internet, you'd better Blog Up!

I'm falling behind in my bloggery so here's something to keep me up to date, I will write two poems, one will be a haiku and the other will be a limerick.

2:

There once was a good young potato,

he spent years and years working for NATO,

but lost all his drive,

when he started to write this limerick

that was bad

2a:

There once was a girl called Petunia

but nothing rhymes with petunia

2b:

There once was a boy with a MacBook,

who really wanted an iPad

these dont have to rhyme

but the truth of the matter is

that MacBooks are now obsolete and now iPads are the thing to have.

haiku's suck