Boysenberry Pie or Boys and Berry Pie?

If you are a person who likes Boysenberry Pie, perhaps next time you're craving that crumbly gooey treat you should consider a delicious and healthy alternative, Boys and Berry Pie.

The benefits of B&B Pie are numerous and really, really, really, really, really, really fun. You can use the leftover parts from the boy in a light salad for lunch the next day; any and all berries go well in this recipe so you don't need to rely as heavily on seasonal fruit; boys are easily accessible, most kindergartens, schools and after-school care centres have large supplies of them; and most importantly B&B Pie is far healthier, with around half the calories of a Boysenberry Pie twice the size of your average B&B Pie!

B&B Pies grow to about 3'4" average diameter for a male pie and 3'9" for a female pie, although the female pie tends to be more bitter and parts of her are inedible.

Pick up a recipe from our website www.fruitsandtoots.co.nz/whatpie?!??

(Photo: here we can see the boy being soaked in berry juice so that once he is inserted into the pie the pie will not recognise him as a foreign object and so will not reject him from the pie)

If you're out in the damaging UV rays of the Internet, you'd better Blog Up!

I'm falling behind in my bloggery so here's something to keep me up to date, I will write two poems, one will be a haiku and the other will be a limerick.

2:

There once was a good young potato,

he spent years and years working for NATO,

but lost all his drive,

when he started to write this limerick

that was bad

2a:

There once was a girl called Petunia

but nothing rhymes with petunia

2b:

There once was a boy with a MacBook,

who really wanted an iPad

these dont have to rhyme

but the truth of the matter is

that MacBooks are now obsolete and now iPads are the thing to have.

haiku's suck

Clash of the Titans

What worries me, are things like this. This poster, or at least something very much like it, on Oriental Parade, but on the poster I saw were three names:

Sam Worthington

Ralph Fiennes

Liam Neeson

and the two guys on the poster, who I think I can kind of recognise now, were unrecogniseable. I thought, oh it's Ralph and Liam, but I couldn't tell which one was which! Here I am, standing there like an IDIOT on O-Parade and I'm starting to get worried, right?! Cause, who are these guys?! I like to know, where stuff is, and when I've sorted out where it all is, I like to know what exactly I'm looking at. So, I know it's in front of me, and i know it's a movie, with these actors, but which is which?

And then it hits me.

What if one of these guys is Sam Worthington?

Then I get REALLY REALLY nervous, I feel like Woody Allen, standing on Oriental, sweaty palms, hopping from foot to foot, with this completely insane dilemma, until eventually I just have to run.

I'm off, down the street, names and faces running through my head, on my way to a psychiatrist's office, because this is really gonna get to me.

So, I dunno, can anyone help?