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Saturday, May 29, 2010

What may eventually be referred to as, 'The End of an Era'


I used to use facebook all the time, and most of the things that I would do on facebook didn't really always make sense, and sometimes people made jokes about my facebooking, about how i was always online and about how i was one of facebook's most prominent users, but recently things have gotten pretty serious.

a couple of my closest friends have said that they had to hide me from their news feed

a girl i know started a '100 people to have Edward Warren kicked off facebook' group

I realised that I'd lost control, the internet was destroying relationships, the internet, who had once been a close friend of mine, was ruining my life. Everything cam crashing down around me, and I knew there was only one solution. Kill the machine. End my relationship with the book.

But that's where she gets you, you can delete your account easy enough, she asks you a few questions on your way out, 'why are you leaving me?' as you head for the door, 'you'll miss all the great times we used to have...' But you stand strong, and you go through with it, your facebook account is gone.

or is it?

what facebook does, is that she keeps all of your information, photographs, friends lists, previous posts, on her database, so that if you come back to www.facebook.com, and enter those details in the top right hand corner, knowing full well that you shouldn't be there, knowing that if you just dont click 'login' you could walk away and things would be fine.

but you get too close, and your will power isn't enough. You're back in the book. and the book looks at you like this 'yeah i thought you'd be back, feels good, don't it?'

which makes you resent her all the more.

facebook. you are the worst.

Friday, May 28, 2010

'you can blog about that if you want'


claire greaney just went to the bathroom and told me i could blog about it if i wanted but i dont know if she meant i could blog about her going to the bathroom or if she meant that i could blog about the other thing which we were talkingabout claire greaney wants to be lil kim, here's claire's rap

yo, this one goes out

this one goes out to all ma ladies, holdin down it down

hip hop honeys

yeah

boi dont frown
holdin you down
wen we go to town
we get gon get round

to gettin buck wild
hip hop child
dont call me mild
IM CLAIRE STYLE

killin rappers killin rappers killin rappers killin rappers killin rappers killin rappers killin rappers killin rappers killin rappers killin rappers killin rappers killin rappers killin rappers killin rappers killin rappers killin rappers killin rappers

gotta get get get to know na know know all the haters that be hatin and couples that be datin and claire greaney emaciatin herself from the latent (boundaries, floundering, dont stop now(dering))

lots of love

colonel mustard

Monday, May 24, 2010

Queen Janey Salamander Jones

Im trying to get my music career back on path, heres my latest song that ive written, you gotta imagine it like as if it was a really sad kind of ballad about a guy who's like in love with this girl but she thinks hes really wierd but he plays it off like he doesnt really care but hes really sad and his toes are cold cause he doesnt have any woollen socks





"(intro)

hey girl

bayyyyby girl

im here for you on the street, got my ... got my... love eyes on

and ive been
\running through my own head,
\lying in my own bed,
\eats lots of warm bread,
but you're not here....
to share this bread with me

and it makes me real sad, that you're not down with my styles, i love you baby girl, im sorry for being this crazy feller,

got you these chocolates,
but i forgot-lates
that you are not-lates
able to eat cocoa, cause it makes ...you...sick.... and gives you migranes

(refrain)

yeahhh..

woahhh, woahhh

(breakdown)

(john mayer, guitar solo)

check out the website."

so thats my new song, hope you guys think its good, let me know if you wanna do a collab or anything

(NB Any names used in this song/blog post are probably based on someone that YOU KNOW!)

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Drum a'n;d House music


Hello

this blog is about musics and musics types. I, as a listerner to the many different types of musics, i like to talk on you about what is your best kind? do you like the housey drum and bass? my neighbours do, but they are stupid girls. some other poeple i know like it and they are not stupid and not all girls so maybe house is alright for music?

my favourite kind of music is the rock and roll, isnt it great how you can just get lost in the music and forget about all your troubles? my favourite onces are:

Ozzy Ozzburne
Metallica
King Leons

my friend likes old music too, he says that some of new music that he listens to isnt as good as the original music: it is: arethra franklin, stevie wonder, will smith.

do you think you will change your music style taste after reading this?